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Do any of you do anything interesting to impress people at parties? Anything that would get you on Leno? Let us know!
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Re: Stupid Human Tricks
Mon, December 22, 2003 - 5:06 PMI can tie a cherry stem into a knot. And I know a few, cool card tricks. And if someone says something really funny I can shoot milk out of my nose. -
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Tue, December 23, 2003 - 6:58 AMI can do that too. Except for the milk part. Doesn't really *impress* people at parties as much as it makes them stop a moment, think 'cool', then go back to their conversations. -
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Tue, December 23, 2003 - 12:43 PMI'm double jointed so I can get into lots of weird positions, but what freaks people out the most are my hands, they are VERY felixible and I can twist my fingers and they look all "witchy" like, or I can make my fingers move sooo smooth and slinky it's all very "snaky" like, VERY hypnotic.
I can also fold my tongue :-P -
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Re: Stupid Human Tricks
Tue, December 23, 2003 - 12:49 PMWE should talk.. *rubs hands together in a slightly disconcerting way*
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Tue, December 23, 2003 - 12:59 PMI have become a caricature of myself, much like Elvis and Bob Dylan. -
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Tue, December 23, 2003 - 2:31 PMJust for the record, I'm always impressed when people shoot milk out of their noses. -
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Wed, December 24, 2003 - 2:23 AMI can open a beer bottle with my belly button
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Re: Stupid Human Tricks
Wed, December 24, 2003 - 4:36 AMI have not done any of these things at a party but I can wiggle my ears, fold my fingers in wierd ways, fold my tongue,and do some impressions and accents -
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Re: Stupid Human Tricks
Wed, December 24, 2003 - 10:47 PMReally? Lets hear one. You should put a picture of you folding your toungue.
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Wed, March 18, 2009 - 1:00 AMI can mimic the sound of a baby cry perfectly (I even did the cry in a play once when a baby was supposed to be born). Always fools people, you get some seriously strange looks and freaked out people in the middle of a bar. -
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Wed, March 18, 2009 - 9:06 AMI dated an ex-stripper that could perform loads of stupid human tricks.
It was very entertaining.
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Wed, March 18, 2009 - 3:43 PMI can shoot my cum about six feet,
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Wed, March 18, 2009 - 3:57 PMi just try to be as cute as humanly possible... they keep me around, so i guess it works
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Wed, March 18, 2009 - 5:13 PMI can meow and growl JUST like a cat, to the point that I have had people looking out the window for the fighting cats. I can also do a couple bird calls, the Cardinal and Robin.
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Mon, April 6, 2009 - 11:43 AMi can intimidate most men by growling and baring my teeth, and adjusting my posture to show aggression.
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Mon, April 6, 2009 - 11:18 PMI fold my tongue and roll my tongue. I can also "fold" it into what I call a "3-leaf clover"; what makes it even "neater" is with a tongue post it looks like it has a stem too!
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Fri, April 24, 2009 - 2:17 PMI can recite hours of useless information, good for trivia shows alone. I can actually dance WELL in 6 inch stilletos ;) -
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Tue, June 9, 2009 - 2:33 PMI can move my breasts to the beat of music by flexing my muscles, butt cheeks too. I also have a very impressive duck call. -
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Wed, June 10, 2009 - 5:01 AMNow thats a YouTube video I wouldn't mind seeing!!!!
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