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Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

topic posted Thu, May 17, 2007 - 1:23 AM by  Unsubscribed
I just have to ask.. Ok With the guy that I’m seeing now I came up with this brilliant way to give the best had jobs in town… The reason I did was because my boyfriend and others before him never liked getting hand jobs and they’d say things like they could do it better the self’s and stuff… (and I would rather give had jobs then blow cus that just gets me more messy) so one day.. I saw this old leather jacket that was not wearing anymore so I cut a square like big enough for my guys “ding dong” and washed it.. so it was clean and then proceed to put Vaseline one it… and then I gave…My boyfriend a hand job that way and He LOVED it! he liked it way better with the leather square and Vaseline.. that he Told me he’s now using a leather Square when he jerks off and he said it better then his hand…I’m I the only one who has come up with this grate way to get my guy off…and BOYs And MEN what do you think of the leather Square and Vaseline ?
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  • Ms.D...
    Ms.Dynomite
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    Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

    Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:14 AM
    wow, I can think of a dozen other tribes off the top of my head that would be better suited for this kind of post. Like say, ANY of the sex-specific tribes, of which there is no shortage.

    I've liked this tribe because it doesn't slide down into myspace territory.
    kinda was hoping it would stay that way.




    oh, and Erica, heres' a handy site that will help you out, wherever you're posting: dictionary.reference.com/
    you may also want to try: www.usingenglish.com/glossary.html
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    • Ms.D...
      Ms.Dynomite
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      Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

      Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:16 AM
      oh, and I give the best blowjobs. I learned from this video:
      www.collegehumor.com/video:1764532


      ;)
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      • Munky
        Munky
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        Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

        Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:31 AM
        This thread does seem very myspace. I didn't realize kids could get in here and post about sex-related topics.

        To me it feels 'bot'ish. You know, where underage girls troll for sex or guys to pay them to look at their 'site', etc.?

        But Ms Dyn, those are helpful links. I can see where they may be useful for the girl who initiated this thread. She might want to learn some basic English spelling, grammar, and usage before she posts next time, because nothing is more sexy than a smart kid.

        Ewwww. I meant it the other w ay.
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        • Ms.D...
          Ms.Dynomite
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          Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

          Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:42 AM
          "because nothing is more sexy than a smart kid.
          Ewwww. I meant it the other w ay."
          ...lolol. that reminds me of a My Name Is Earl episode, the boy's summer camp sign: "We Don't Touch Kids In Any Way"

          "To me it feels 'bot'ish. You know, where underage girls troll for sex or guys to pay them to look at their 'site', etc.? "
          ...yep, 2 seconds on her profile and seeing the list of her past posts gave me the same impression. :)

          if nothing else, this has been an entertaining giggle. ;)
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          • Munky
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            Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

            Mon, March 3, 2008 - 12:52 PM
            Well another trigger for me was the focus on wanting responses especially from BOYS and MEN (note the caps). LOL And about masturbating with a square piece of leather and some vaseline, which anyone who has sex knows is not a good lubricant whatsoever?

            Yeeeeah. But I see the profile is now unsubscribed. That gives some insight, too.

            I belonged to an adult chat site for a while and people used to make up profiles and pretend to be other people all the time. After a while you could recognize it a mile away, and often who it was, as well. One guy killed his main 'character' then made up another profile that he said 7 family members of the deceased, all in the Van Halen family, used. He called it Club_House_7. That one was so lame, especially when he would get angry and stridant if one called him out on it.
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            • Ms.D...
              Ms.Dynomite
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              Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

              Mon, March 3, 2008 - 1:21 PM
              > "Well another trigger for me was the focus on wanting responses especially from BOYS and MEN (note the caps)."
              ...*L* so true. it was a rather poor attempt to get (ahem) business. at least they didn't list their 900 number or PayPal account. ;)

              > "But I see the profile is now unsubscribed."
              ...you know, if you're going to make a profile pretending to be some MySpace-wanabe skank, why, oh WHY can't you at least honor the most basic spelling or general coherency? ;) Maybe the person is so far removed from the magic age of 17 (coz, you know, it's always sexier when they're underage *snarf*) that they figured the bad writing would make it "genuine". Coz seriously, when I was 17 I was naive, kinda hyper, maybe not entirely responsible, but I was effing literate. ;)

              re: vaseline and leather...
              hee. yep. I had the same mental response as some of the other posts here: (1) most people are going to be seriously pissed off that you cut up their leather jacket and (2) really now, who uses vaseline. *L* but I figured that wasn't worth getting into. ;)
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              • Shadow
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                Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

                Mon, March 3, 2008 - 3:08 PM
                He/she is gone from tribe now.
                It's good to check others profiles to make sure that you know a little about the person you are talking to, including if they are a kid who weaseled their way onto this site. For those who didn't look before responding...be wary, talking sex techniques, with a minor is a crime.
                Haven't you guys/gals ever watched Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series?
                I made my kids watch some of the episodes to make them aware of some of the REAL creeps out there that KNOWINGLY start yapping with kids and try to meet them for sex, along with the way they lure these kids in.
                That wasn't saying that anyone here knew, as I don't believe the majority here did know that this was written by a minor, as it isn't expected on tribe.net, but...it happens from time to time.
                Beware(Or be aware), but..don't be living in fear.
                +SW->
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                • Unsu...
                   

                  Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

                  Mon, March 3, 2008 - 8:20 PM
                  Well I feel stupid. I should have known better. I should have been a little more cautious and thought twice before posting. I don't know what made me feel that I can take down my defenses and that this site shelters me from being a victim and (worse) from victimizing a minor. I am disgusted that I would be involved in that... even if I had no idea.

                  I'm removing myself from this tribe.
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                    Munky
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                    Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

                    Mon, March 3, 2008 - 8:29 PM
                    Sheesh this thread is getting really wierd. The one above unsubscribed oddly, too.

                    I'd not assume the young 17 yr old female with pics who posted this nonsense was anything remotely close to the person it represented. It's probably an old dude with a Budweiser problem who hasn't gotten laid in 17 yrs, or who fantasizes about 17 yr old girls since he was 17 himself and hasn't had luck before or since.

                    No reason for anyone else to run screaming to the Exit sign.

                    I like this tribe. I don't think this BS thread represents the members of the tribe at all, so by all means, stay everyone. Let's share cards and have a great big poker game or something.
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                    • Shadow
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                      Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

                      Mon, March 3, 2008 - 8:43 PM
                      "I don't think this BS thread represents the members of the tribe at all, so by all means, stay everyone. Let's share cards and have a great big poker game or something."
                      I agree, there's only a small percentage of tribe, like in the real world, who would, purposely, try to manipulate a child and it came unexpected here.
                      I just pointed it out, as I tend to look at profiles and read them, more than many.
                      "I'd not assume the young 17 yr old female with pics who posted this nonsense was anything remotely close to the person it represented. It's probably an old dude with a Budweiser problem who hasn't gotten laid in 17 yrs, or who fantasizes about 17 yr old girls since he was 17 himself and hasn't had luck before or since. "
                      Hey, wait a second... maybe that is a description of you.
                      Just kidding. Let's not let paranoia run rampant. I just didn't want anyone getting themself in trouble, as people were yapping back and forth and didn't appear to be aware that they were talking sex with a minor.
                      Okay, on to another thread, as this threads a bit tainted now.
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                      • Ms.D...
                        Ms.Dynomite
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                        Re: Ok Guys and girls is there any Masturbation tecs that get you off really good

                        Mon, March 3, 2008 - 9:01 PM
                        wow. okay, yeah "what Munky said".

                        I don't think anyone needs to feel stupid for replying. We all get duped by trolls at some point and most people don't check profiles before they respond (coz if we did that every time we'd never get around to posting ;)
                        And I don't think anyone needs to feel skeezy for replying. Because the chance that the OP was actually a 17yo girl is so very slim. :) Now if you feel a little cheap and used for getting duped and excited by what was likely a middle aged balding guy with a Budweiser gut wearing skid marked tightie whities... well, we'll all understand that and never speak of your shame again. ;)

                        I think the only instance where someone here needs to question their actions here is if they actually wanted to engage a 17yo on the subject if sex. Then, they might have other issues worth looking into. Along with a possible restraining order. ;)
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